INTELLECTUAL MASTURBATION

kapag masaya ka hindi mo maitago.
hindi maikubli.
pati mata ay sumasabay sa aking pagngiti.
sa ngayon, hindi pa man ito ganap...
maligaya na ako at ikaw ang nagdudulot ng ngiti sa aking buhay..

antagal ko nang gustong isuot ang lumang kurduroy ng aking ama.
sa katunayan, nawaglit na sa aking isipan ang paghahanap nito. sumuko na ako na ito pa ay makikita ko...

ilang linggong nanahimik ang aking isipan sa paghahanap ng naturang kurduroy... ngunit nang aking makita ang isang kurduroy na aking hinahanap... muling nabuhay ang aking pagnanasang makita ang kurduroy na matagal nang nawawala...

kaninang madaling araw, nagising ako sa pag-uusap ng aking ama at ina... masakit daw yung paa ng aking ama at ibig nya itong ipamasahe... nagkwekwentuhan sila... hanggang sa biglang umilaw ang fourescent sa aking kwarto, sinilip ko kung sino ang pumasok... ang aking ina... may kinuha sa aking mga gamit... elastic bandage... sinabi ko na sa kanyang pag-alis huwag niyang patayin ang ilaw at ako ay mag-aaral...


sa madaling sabi... bumangon din ako... nguinti sa halip na mag-aral, ang aking inatupag ay ang aking cellphone... nagbasa ng text at nagreply dito... iisa lang naman ang nagtetext sa akin akin... si *bleep*... tapos, nagmiscol ako... pagkatapos nun, umupo na ako sa harap ng aking study table... ayan... mag-aaral na ako ngunit sumagi sa aking isip ang kurduroy na iyon...

tinungo ko ang kuwarto ng aking mga magulang... 'klik', tumunog ang ilaw at sabay sabi ko sa kanila: alam niyo po ba kung nasaan yung kurduroy ni itay?

sumagot si itay... andyan. ... matagal na daw niyang hindi ginamit...
siguro nasa mga bagong laba... hanapin mo andun lang iyon...

umalis ako sa kuwarto nila at nagpunta ako sa lagayan ng mga bagong laba.... halukay doon... halukay dito.... inisa-isa ang mga nakatuping damit...

matapos ang kulang-kulang isang oras ng pakikipagbuno sa mga bagong labo... nakita ko na nakasiksik siya sa gilid... kinapa ko ang tela... ito na nga iyon... tumakbo ako sa kwuarto nina ita'y... tuwang tuwa...

nakita ko na ang kurduroy na aking hinahanap... masaya... magaan ang pakiramdam... para kang nakaranas ng ulan matapos ng matagal na tagtuyot... ganun kasidhi ang aking naramdam... plinantsa ko na ito... sa oras na 3:10 ng madaling araw...

tapos nang nakita ko na ito... naisip ko, ganito pala kapag matagal mong hindi nakita at nagamit... napapansin mo ang halaga... may pananabik...

sa unang pagkakataon ay isinuot ko ito patungo ng paaralan... at siguradong, mapapasama ito sa mga pantalon na magiging paborito kong isuot...

san ka pa.. itong pinoy na ito ang sinabing 100% chinese... bad trip... no offense sa mga chinese pero masgusto ko na lang sana na east asian... hehehehe

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eh mas lalo naman ito... european ba ako... sahil nakaformal ... wahahaha...

YOUR ARCHETYPE:
WHITE COLLAR
Personality Profile:

You particularly enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of the simple pleasures you indulge in. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.

You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions.

You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.

Your view of other types
You sometimes disagree with Boss types, but you respect them for the most part. You may even be envious of their lifestyles. You find Academic types boring and uptight. You have very little in common with them. However some White collar types may respect the accomplishments of certain Academic types. You think that Artist types are unrealistic and immature. You like interacting with Charmer types, and sometimes envy their charisma. You perceive Gambler types mostly as loners and untrustworthy. However, since you may have to interact with them on a daily basis you are not hostile to them. You believe Drifters are too lazy to work for a living but you sometimes feel pity for them.

Other types' view of you
Boss types may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part they only interact with you during the course of business. Academics see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of themselves, but because of work situations they may have to interact with you often. Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. Charmer types may associate with you; they find that the collar types are the people that mostly want to hang around them. To the Drifter types your repetitive routines seem boring; they would prefer having more fun and excitement. They may however enjoy the company of some Blue collar types.


White Collar:
-Slightly more intelligent and ambitious than the Blue collar type.
Occupation Examples: Secretary, Police Officer, Telemarketer, Computer Programmer, Office worker

Blue collar:
-Less intelligent and less ambitious than White Collar.
Occupation Examples: Auto/Equipment Mechanic, Factory Worker, Electrician,

i was so tired last night... it is the release of our first issue of white and blue...

i was about to close my eyes when my phone rang... who is it this time?!!! i gonna yell at you like crazy... you f***ing bastard.... those words were running through my head as i try to reach for my phone...

"hello"

"uy pare, musta ka na?"

"sino 'to? pucha naantok na ako eh..."

"'tol talaga lang ha... nabasa ko na yung column mo... wahahaha... parang hindi ikaw yung nasa picture... pangit mo..."

"gago. kung wala ka nang sasabihin... matutulog na ako.... bad trip ka naman... wala ka nanaman makausap ano, kaya ako ang kinukulit mo..."

"libog lang yan..."

"huh?ano, pakiulit?!"

"sabi ko, may inalam-alam ka pang ka-cornyhan... siya ba? putcha tol, baka naman katawan lang habol mo jan?"

"ulol"

"shot tayo... one time... kahit isang bote ng beer lang... "

"saka na antok na ako... tsaka di siya libog lang... tol, mahal ko yung tao... seryoso ako sa kanya..."

"kung sabagay antayin mo ba naman... pero pustahan tayo... dun din papunta yan... o baka naman ginawa niyo na... "

"ungas ka talaga ano... ano akala mo sa aking mas nananaig ang ulo ko sa baba... gago ka ngay nga talaga... U***am! paturogen nak ket din... 'YOT***AM! "

"siguro nga nagbago ka na... pero alam ko hindi madaling magbago..."

"shit awan ti papanan na daytoy nga tungtungan... maturugak ket din... basta... ada iti kontrata mi... 40 days & 40 nights...  sige... turogak pay..."

that was the most irrelevant conversation i had with this friend of mine... i maybe like him then but hey, things have changed.. ehehehe... good boy na yata ito...

since i have named her in my column, for the first time, i am going to post a picture of us... wala lang... ehehehe..

LIFE is UNFAIR!

Get used to it!

 

You think your TEACHER is TOUGH?

 Think again...

 

WAIT TILL YOU GET A BOSS! 

i know for a fact that i came from a very big clan... i know that... but the sad thing is... i barely know my cousins frommy father's side... they keep mentioning names of my cousins and i just go " oh... she/he is my cousin...?" well, i never met most of them... or maybe i did... once or twice, back when i was 7 or so...

the only cousins i know are: deana, chester, rj, alphi... ate russiel, kuya chito, kuya charlie... the others... i know by name are: kuya eric... kuya richie... ate jennifer... and... i can't name any other... thats about it...

now. my ultimate goal... look em up in friendster... kahit sa friendster lang... the closest thing i could get to knowing them personally...

as of now... i added 3 kuya eric, ate jennifer, ate melanie... whew!!!

ayaw ko nang magduty....

mamamatay na ako sa dami ng paperworks!!!!

San Luis, ipanalangin mo kami.